Sunday, May 27, 2007

If You Want To Join The Army: Helpful Tips


This is true. None of it is a lie. All facts.

Never believe recruiters (recruitment people) they will always lie just to join. Example: Recruiter:"YOU WILL BE GOING TO NEWYORK!" Jazz Van Net's fact: Well, you will probably end up in somewhere in the dessert of Mexico.

Next Tip:Never tell of your skills if your asked by officer, commander, gaurd, or high control person. Probably no-one should know your skills. Example: Officer:" Say: I, if you know how to drive a truck." *You say "I." Jazz Van Net's fact: You will end up pushing a wheel barrel for seven days (1 week).

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